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It isn't often that a judge actually gets to WITNESS someone committing a crime . . . in real time . . . while reviewing their case....
A 44-year-old man in Michigan named Corey Harris was attending a VIRTUAL court hearing earlier this month, after he'd previously been charged with driving with a suspended license. That was back in October of last year, and his license is still suspended.
But Corey showed up on Zoom . . . while he was on his way to a doctor's appointment. And he was DRIVING. He was oblivious . . . and asked for everyone to hold tight "for one second" while he parked.
Corey's public defender asked for an adjournment, and the judge looked at his case. He said, "Maybe I don't understand something . . . he was just driving, and he doesn't have a license . . . he's suspended, and he [was] just driving?"
There was a pause, and the judge said, "I don't even know why he would do that." He then revoked his bond, and ordered him to turn himself in. Corey was seen in the...
Happy National Hamburger Day! It's always May 28th, which happens to be the day after Memorial Day this year.
If you didn't get your fill of burgers yesterday, a few national chains have deals.
1. Wendy's is handing out Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for a penny if you order through their website or app. The good news is that one runs through Sunday. So you can wait if you're still digesting.
2. Burger King is marking its 70th birthday with a full week of deals. You can get a free hamburger today if you spend 70 cents and join their rewards program. Then it's the same deal the rest of the week for other stuff.
3. Arby's rewards members can get half off a burger between now and Sunday.
4. Dave & Buster's has 50% off burgers for loyalty members.
5. Jack in the Box has free Jumbo Jacks if you spend $1.
The Beans and Weenie is Doomed show has their new ad just for the occasion....
Last week in Utah, a church group was hiking with around 50 kids, when a light rainstorm hit. The storm produced water puddling on the ground, and then lightning struck. Everyone standing in the puddle felt the shock.
None of the injuries appear to be life-threatening at this time, but seven kids were sent to the hospital.
1. YouTuber MrBeast is in the news again. This time, he built 100 homes and gave them away to impoverished people in Jamaica, El Salvador, and Argentina. He said he hopes to eventually do 1,000. (Here's the video.)
2. A nine-year-old girl in Pittsburgh named Ivy Larson had to say goodbye to her cat Steve last month when he passed away at 16. And she wanted to honor his memory in some way. So she set up a lemonade stand in front of her house, and gave all the money to a cat rescue called Nose 2 Tail. She raised $150 and plans to do it again on the Fourth of July this week to raise even more. (Here's a photo.)
3. A guy from Tennessee was scratching off a $20 lottery ticket in a store, and told the clerk that if he hit the jackpot, he'd never eat baloney again. We'll see if he's a man of his word, because it hit for $1 million.
Google posted a map of the top "hot dog style" each state is googling more than other states. Most aren't too surprising, like "Chicago style hot dogs" in Illinois. But here are a few you might want to try . . .
"Korean hot dog" is a top search in a bunch of states this year. It's kind of like a corn dog, but with different batter.
"Sonoran hot dog" in Arizona, Colorado, and Kentucky. It's like if a hot dog and a taco had a baby.
"Crescent roll hot dog" is a popular search in New Mexico. They're like "pigs in a blanket," but usually bigger and with cheese.
"White hot dog" is #1 in New York, especially Upstate New York. The meat is a combination of pork, beef, and veal.
"Red hot dog" is #1 in Georgia, North Carolina, and New Hampshire. But that's actually two different types. In the South, it's a spicy hot dog. In the Northeast, it's a different kind with a red casing. They're also called "snappers," which is the top search in Maine.
"Brazilian hot dog" tops the list in Ohio ...
