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It isn't often that a judge actually gets to WITNESS someone committing a crime . . . in real time . . . while reviewing their case....
A 44-year-old man in Michigan named Corey Harris was attending a VIRTUAL court hearing earlier this month, after he'd previously been charged with driving with a suspended license. That was back in October of last year, and his license is still suspended.
But Corey showed up on Zoom . . . while he was on his way to a doctor's appointment. And he was DRIVING. He was oblivious . . . and asked for everyone to hold tight "for one second" while he parked.
Corey's public defender asked for an adjournment, and the judge looked at his case. He said, "Maybe I don't understand something . . . he was just driving, and he doesn't have a license . . . he's suspended, and he [was] just driving?"
There was a pause, and the judge said, "I don't even know why he would do that." He then revoked his bond, and ordered him to turn himself in. Corey was seen in the...
Happy National Hamburger Day! It's always May 28th, which happens to be the day after Memorial Day this year.
If you didn't get your fill of burgers yesterday, a few national chains have deals.
1. Wendy's is handing out Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for a penny if you order through their website or app. The good news is that one runs through Sunday. So you can wait if you're still digesting.
2. Burger King is marking its 70th birthday with a full week of deals. You can get a free hamburger today if you spend 70 cents and join their rewards program. Then it's the same deal the rest of the week for other stuff.
3. Arby's rewards members can get half off a burger between now and Sunday.
4. Dave & Buster's has 50% off burgers for loyalty members.
5. Jack in the Box has free Jumbo Jacks if you spend $1.
The Beans and Weenie is Doomed show has their new ad just for the occasion....
Trying to spend less? Someone asked people in a Reddit group called "Frugal" for ideas. Here are a few money-saving hacks from cheap people . . .
1. You can't buy something unless you get rid of something else. You'll buy less junk and end up with just the stuff you really want.
2. Use a budgeting app to track impulse purchases. Just the purchases you didn't really NEED to make. It'll show you how it all adds up each month.
3. Use the library. It seems like no one does anymore, even though it's free. A lot of libraries let you stream movies for free now, or even check out tools.
4. Pay with cash when you're out with friends. Take a set amount with you. It'll keep you from overspending, especially when you're out drinking.
5. Plan your meals while you shop. Like if pork chops are on sale, do that instead of chicken.
6. Pack a lunch. Not a new idea. But someone did the math and found it's saved them $35,000 in 12 years. That's about three grand a year. (BuzzFeed)
1. The longest song to enter the Billboard Hot 100 was: "I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a 'Rap' Album But This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time", by André 3000 in December of 2023.
It's 12 minutes, 20 seconds long.
2. Americans throw away approximately $68 million in change each year.
3. The U.S. has nearly as many cars as people, specifically 908 cars for every 1,000 people . . . but there's only ONE car per 1,000 people in North Korea. That is the lowest ratio of any country.
4. Jethro Tull was a real person . . . he was a British agricultural pioneer in the 1700s. The band picked the name when a guy at their booking agency suggested it, because he was a big history buff. And somehow it stuck.
5. The single "American Idiot" by Green Day only made it to #61 on the Billboard chart in America . . . but it was a top ten song in Canada, the U.K., the Netherlands, Scotland, Croatia, New Zealand, and Australia. It's almost like they're trying to tell us ...
